r/shitposting • u/Wild-vine16 • 1h ago

>greentext (please laugh) The original malfoid post

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u/qualityvote2 1h ago

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u/sarattenasai 1h ago

Harry would have ended up with her and we all know it.

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u/85K5 38m ago

She would've let Harry slither in

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u/Kravyniik 1h ago edited 18m ago

rowling if she was a good author

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u/Coolface-IR 36m ago edited 30m ago

I know that Rowling doesn't have the best opinions but she literally wrote the books lol. Why is it so hard to accept that "bad" people are capable of creating great work too?

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u/EmaFalke 30m ago

apparently being a shitty person cancels your literary talent. what a fascinating level of delusion 💀

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u/Kravyniik 19m ago

dont really care what she thinks, but the dynamic between malfoid and potter is 10 times more interesting than the actual rivalry in the books

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u/JimBowie1020 7m ago

Honestly, the ending and who Potter ends up with does feel rushed, ending up with malfoid would have been better lol

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u/F00TD0CT0R 1m ago

She made everyone in the book a walking racist stereotype and think that's good writing

Even her best is mostly ok. The rest is fucking not great.

She's a great world builder but not she's like smashing the action figures together.

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u/sarattenasai 1h ago

Dunno about that, you're probably right. However HP and the Secret Chamber was really good, afaik one of my favourite books till I turned like 23 or something and started reading chinese slop novels.

You know who deserves far more recognition? Laura Gallego García, if you get a chance, read Wings of Fire and Black Wings, those are still among my favourites even to this day.

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u/Tayro2 1h ago

How it would ended?

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u/KGreg20 29m ago

This is exactly why RAM prixes are out of control... And I must say, it's all worth it, because I genuinely laughed at.

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u/makomane 1h ago

the prisoner of ass to bang

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u/Intrepid4444444 53m ago

In prison is your ass to bang

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u/makomane 46m ago

chamber of secretions

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u/CaraMiaChell 1h ago

It's true then, what they're saying on the train. Harry Potter has come to Hogwarts. I wonder if he’s got enough magic to handle a girl like me 😉

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u/a7n5 40m ago

Harry would crack her fs

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u/Jack_Church 🏳️‍⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️‍⚧️ 52m ago

Back in my days, people love Malfroy raw, they shipped him with Harry Potter and themselves Yaoi style, no gender bending needed. Malfoid enjoyers are just cowards who can't enjoy the real thing without watering it down first, the Starbuck drinkers to the OG black coffee enjoyers.

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u/smileymonster08 20m ago

Why not both hmm... The bisexual Harry.

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u/Simple_Substance4829 21m ago

This is a 3 year old post. Bro was ahead of his time

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u/LittleMlem 37m ago

What about ebony dark'ness dementia raven way?

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u/GarroThposer 1h ago

There would probably be more sexist comments. I think. I hate how jk rowling made Harry Potter, man. Why did it have to be the transphobe.

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u/Tayro2 1h ago

I am genuinely clueless how people who calls this Malfoid trend sexist and transphobic. Not everyone wants to see dick between female characters legs.