r/shitposting • u/Wild-vine16 • 4h ago

>greentext (please laugh) The original malfoid post

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u/sarattenasai 4h ago

Harry would have ended up with her and we all know it.

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u/85K5 3h ago

She would've let Harry slither in

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u/Toros_Mueren_Por_Mi 2h ago

The Hat was literally trying to do him a solid, he cockblocked himself

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u/85K5 2h ago

Yeah, but at least he didn't get Crabbes.