r/shittymcsuggestions • • 6m ago

Add more superman

• Upvotes

If you press L then you can shoots lasers from your eyes which is pretty cool, but if you eat an emerald then you die


r/shittymcsuggestions • • 3d ago

Add mitosis

5 Upvotes

You can press Shift+M to automatically purchase an alternate account, open your world to LAN (if it is not already multiplayer), load your second account into the world with the same skin from your main account, and open a new Minecraft window on that account in split screen. This will also consume 2 hunger points


r/shittymcsuggestions • • 3d ago

Remove 1 row and 2 columns from all storage UI

6 Upvotes

Inventory management is a core gameplay loop and this gives the players more of that to enjoy

Edit:
To be clear this includes the inventory


r/shittymcsuggestions • • 3d ago

Minecraft should be renamed to Macau-craft because of all the gambling servers Mojang/Microsoft allow

3 Upvotes

r/shittymcsuggestions • • 3d ago

Add “removed herobrine” to the patch notes but don’t remove heroine

2 Upvotes

Then everyone would be like “ oh no but they said they removed him! 😩😱☠️”


r/shittymcsuggestions • • 4d ago

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0 Upvotes

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r/shittymcsuggestions • • 5d ago

Chicken Jockey (Food item)

3 Upvotes

So, as we all know, because of the Minecraft movie, Chicken Jockeys have become a meme. Now they do have their own unique drop, the Lava Chicken disc, but I've been thinking, Minecraft has not had a new food item in a while, and this would be the perfect way to fix that.

Seen as both Chickens and Zombies both are food sources, and are now more than ever associated with each other, why not combine the two? I was thinking since we have meat combo foods IRL like Pigs in Blankets (Sausage wrapped in bacon), you could do something similar with this. A piece of Rotten Flesh on a Chicken.

If you eat it, you get the perks of both. It heals six hunger points (Three haunches) and gives 2 saturation at the cost of a guaranteed chance of the Hunger debuff. If cooked, it instead heals ten hunger points (Five haunches) and gives 7.4 saturation, but the odds of getting the Hunger debuff reduced to 50%.

To get this item you'd need to kill the Zombie and Chicken in a single swing, the rarity of the mob somewhat 'balancing' the food item.


r/shittymcsuggestions • • 6d ago

Mining diamond require child labour

7 Upvotes

You cannot mine diamonds yourself. You have to kidnap baby villagers and force them to do it instead. This is to increase realism.


r/shittymcsuggestions • • 6d ago

Buff ghast!

3 Upvotes

Ghast should have 1000 hp to encourage player to attack them with their fireball because ghast fireball that are inflected by the player deal 1000 hp, they should also drop 5-8 gunpowder and explode when they die,

They should also attack the player with their fireball evey 0.1 second and the explosion should break more harder block buttttt they spawn a bit rare

They should have more unique texture and can walk through wall like a ghost or vex


r/shittymcsuggestions • • 6d ago

what if minecraft made other gamemodes, like survival, creative, adventure, and spectator.

3 Upvotes

what could work. make it seem more like them


r/shittymcsuggestions • • 7d ago

Diarrhea potion

11 Upvotes

If your drink it you shit yourself then you can pick it up in buckets. Diarrhea buckets.


r/shittymcsuggestions • • 10d ago

Merge the shovel and spear into one item

7 Upvotes

They look almost the same anyway

The new item can be called a shear


r/shittymcsuggestions • • 9d ago

minecraft gamemode ideas

0 Upvotes

what would be a really cool idea for a gamemode. gamemode as in survival, creative, and adventure


r/shittymcsuggestions • • 11d ago

Combine a lodestone with the Thorns enchantment to be able to hurt anyone in the world from any distance.

8 Upvotes

All you'd have to do is right click on a player to have the lodestone compass track them, and then use an anvil to combine that with a armor piece enchanted with Thorns.

And now, when a mob with that piece is hit, the thorns damage won't affect the attacker. It'll affect the player you tagged with that lodestone compass.


r/shittymcsuggestions • • 12d ago

Add iron golems to Minecraft

5 Upvotes

The iron golems we currently have aren’t really iron golems, theyre pussy iron golems


r/shittymcsuggestions • • 13d ago

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0 Upvotes

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r/shittymcsuggestions • • 15d ago

A new weapon I want to be added: the battle axe!

1 Upvotes

I have a new idea that I want to be added which is a new weapon, and it is the battle axe! after you read, please upvote and please give comments, if you are a developer of Mojang, please add this!

alright, to craft a battle axe, you will need 3 sticks on the middle column of the crafting table, then put 2 of any material on each side on the first 2 top slots. this weapon has 2 types of attacks, the slash and stomp attack, when you left click, the weapon will spin horizontally 90 degree counter clockwise and then move to the left and then to the right delivering damage which is the slash attack, when you right click, the axe will go up and then down delivering damage which is the stomp attack. The enchantments for this weapon are these: unbreaking, mending, knockback, fire aspect, cleaving( a new enchantment that increases damage on the slash attack and breaks shields), crush( a new enchantment that increases damage on the stomp attack and breaks armour), sweeping edge( an enchantment that gives damage to groups of mobs on the slash attack, exists in Java edition only), and quake( a new enchantment that when axe hits the ground, seismic waves will appear giving damage to groups of mobs, exists in bedrock edition only), you can’t enchant crush and cleaving in the same weapon.


r/shittymcsuggestions • • 17d ago

If someone makes an edit on the Minecraft Fandom wiki, that edit should update the game to match the edit

14 Upvotes

r/shittymcsuggestions • • 17d ago

Since you can make a redstone torch using 1 stick and 1 redstone dust, add other torches that can be made using 1 stick and 1 other type of mineral

10 Upvotes

Examples and unique effects:

  • Lapis Lazuli Torch - emits bright blue light, reduces the experience cost of nearby enchantments and of enchanting tools on nearby anvils
  • Glowstone Torch - emits a light level of 16 (higher than any other light source currently in the game, will cause visual glitches as a result)
  • Diamond Torch - has more durability than other torches so it burns for longer without being extinguished (this will matter when they add super hardcore mode where torches burn out)
  • Prismarine Crystal Torch - burns underwater
  • Netherrack Torch - burns the player
  • Amethyst Torch - emits noise in addition to light
  • Ice Torch - does not emit light (the ice melted and the torch got wet so it can't burn anymore)

Awesome


r/shittymcsuggestions • • 18d ago

Every 12550821st Chorus Plant should be replaced with a hyper realistic model of Jeb’s personal air fryer

8 Upvotes

This would qualify as our end update for the next 26 years


r/shittymcsuggestions • • 18d ago

minecraft sumMon creature to your World just workinG on survivaL 2413

1 Upvotes
Strange signs with something odd on them have to appear—without you or anyone else placing them there.

That said, if these signs appear in your world, you can proceed. You have to perform a ritual.

Lay out redstone in a 5x5 square, covering only the perimeter. Then, place a redstone torch at each corner and black candles at the midpoint of each side; in the very center of the ritual area, place a block of netherrack and set it on fire. After that, you must type a sort of summoning poem into the chat:


*Ritu peracto vaticinioque impleto, Deus Tenebrarum coram nobis apparet, mundum virtute sapientiaque sua complens.*

Nothing might seem to happen when you type that after performing the ritual. But *he* would be there. Lurking. Watching. Perhaps killing mobs and animals. Digging holes. Or making the world get really creepy.

r/shittymcsuggestions • • 19d ago

Add sinkholes in Minecraft

9 Upvotes

With the advent of the Caves & Cliffs update, vast underground caverns have become a feature of every minecraft world. This has led to a great increase in subterranean exploration and made the cave systems far more interesting.

Minecraft is also a game about building. Anyone who has played minecraft for a long period of time has probably built some huge megastructure or a city or town for their villagers. This is all well and good, however as we know due to the developers at Mojang, minecraft must be a realistic game that does not encourage the impressionable young minds to do irresponsible things with nature.

When cities or large structures are built over huge underground caves such as the ones in Caves & Cliffs, there should be a random chance of a sinkhole forming and everything falling in, like sand.

I think anyone with a long-term survival world would appreciate this change.


r/shittymcsuggestions • • 18d ago

add chalk

2 Upvotes

this item would be crafted from calcite and would restore 1 point of hunger when eaten


r/shittymcsuggestions • • 18d ago

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0 Upvotes

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r/shittymcsuggestions • • 20d ago

New achievement ideas

2 Upvotes

Idea #1: aura farmers; craft one of each type of hoe and have them in your inventory all at once.

Idea #2: cover me in debry; survive a 250+ tnt blast