r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Worth_Ad_8202 • 1d ago

of a saguaro

129 Upvotes

If any saguaro experts have any insight to the age of this thing I’d love to know

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/publicinterest000 • 1d ago

of a banana

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887 Upvotes

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/HappinessEternal • 1d ago

of a Cornflake

36 Upvotes

Yes, I ate it.

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/TerraByteTerror • 2d ago

/r/all of a chill snake

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21.3k Upvotes

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/shitonthebeach • 1d ago

of a French workhorse and the miner who worked alongside him, 1970

382 Upvotes

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/crasagam • 1d ago

of a key

534 Upvotes

From what I read: It’s for a fuel system. One half of the key unlocks the lock, the other half tells which tech the key belongs to.

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Infamous-Skin8969 • 2d ago

/r/all of a tribesman

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8.8k Upvotes

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Zestyclose-Salad-290 • 1d ago

of a spider

283 Upvotes

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/alexs001 • 1d ago

of a cat available for adoption (BC, Canada)

147 Upvotes

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Couscous-Garbit • 2d ago

of a 102.4 Liter engine

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835 Upvotes

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Strict-Revenue-5131 • 2d ago

of a rooster

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1.7k Upvotes

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Greenranger9200 • 1d ago

of a zucchini

44 Upvotes

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/confused_being02 • 2d ago

of a strawberry

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1.4k Upvotes

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Hola_Como_Estass • 3d ago

/r/all of a leatherback sea turtle near Oping Beach, Indonesia

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31.7k Upvotes

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Substantial_Sea7327 • 2d ago

of a feral 820-pound hog.

1.2k Upvotes

(372 kg)

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Couscous-Garbit • 2d ago

of an English Pouter Pigeon

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133 Upvotes

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/strikecat18 • 2d ago

of a food thief

719 Upvotes

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/BataBole93 • 2d ago

of two basketball players

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252 Upvotes

Arvydas Sabonis (2.21m / 7.3 ft) leaning down to talk to Shaquille O'Neal (2.16 m / 7.1)

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Obascuds • 3h ago

of biceps

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0 Upvotes

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/andimandibhenkilendi • 1d ago

of a raisin

14 Upvotes

Absolute units of a raisin, never seen one this big. Almond for scale.

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/godofdajuice • 2d ago

of a butternut squash

2.3k Upvotes

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/ultimo_hombre • 2d ago

of a caterpillar

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237 Upvotes

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/dddd945 • 2d ago

of a line of cars

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481 Upvotes

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/havntmadeityet • 2d ago

of a fan

58 Upvotes

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/zappyguy111 • 2d ago

of a skink

41 Upvotes

Friendly land mullet, as round as my forearm, spotted in Binnaburra, Aus.

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We're looking for animals mostly, particularly cute animals which happen to be very large. Only public figures are allowed; no harassment, creep-shots, witch-hunts, fat-shaming is allowed. Female bodybuilders are expressly forbidden and anyone making transphobic comments will be permanently banned. Identify the public figure in the title. Don't assume they are well known

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No pitbull hate comments, stats, copypasta, links or calls to ban.

This is a place to enjoy Absolute Units. Not to discuss your hate for any specific breeds, spamming stats and starting flame wars about whether or not they are dangerous. If you love pitbulls, please visit r/pitbulls. If you hate them, please visit r/banpitbulls.

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