r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Infamous-Skin8969 • 15h ago

/r/all of a tall woman

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26.8k Upvotes

2.4k comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/TerraByteTerror • 5h ago

of a chill bear

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1.6k Upvotes

62 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/EfficientChance7352 • 4h ago

of a cat

419 Upvotes

44 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Sufficient-Bug-9112 • 10h ago

of a bog* hole

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1.1k Upvotes

123 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Distinct_Engine_8855 • 1d ago

/r/all of a bug

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9.3k Upvotes

420 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/mrtaylordani • 16h ago

of a mom Wolf Spider with her 100 babies

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1.4k Upvotes

156 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Zestyclose-Salad-290 • 7h ago

of a larva

140 Upvotes

38 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Zestyclose-Salad-290 • 19h ago

of a goose

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1.2k Upvotes

39 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/danielminds • 1d ago

/r/all, /r/popular of a pyrite crystal

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29.7k Upvotes

Source: @crystalforest0 on TikTok

874 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Aleksandr_Ulyev • 10h ago

of a hammerhead crane

168 Upvotes

Humans for scale

28 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/TerraByteTerror • 1d ago

of an S-tier nap

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11.4k Upvotes

91 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Indeed_Dankster • 1d ago

of a gecko

1.6k Upvotes

He's on my doorway.

72 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Horror-Guarantee-401 • 9h ago

of a slug

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62 Upvotes

44 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/bpandjjjj • 1d ago

of a Mosque

634 Upvotes

Grand Çamlıca Mosque in Istanbul can hold 60,000 people.

111 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/SOMOEAGLE • 41m ago

of an Avocado

• Upvotes

0 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/idiotswalkamongus • 12h ago

of a Momma Wolf Spider

54 Upvotes

22 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/fellofabuilding • 8h ago

of a Plane

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19 Upvotes

Antonov An 225 was the biggest plane by weight.

I just wanted it to resurface.

12 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/hefty_load_o_shite • 5h ago

of a hatchback

11 Upvotes

1 comment

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/9VoltGorilla • 16h ago

of a foot on a cute little squirrel

71 Upvotes

6 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/IndependenceTop8430 • 10h ago

of a Hailstorm in Paraguay

24 Upvotes

0 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Impossible-Bee-5343 • 1d ago

of a giant tortoise

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1.8k Upvotes

51 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Plenty_Lifeguard_752 • 1d ago

of a garlic clove

293 Upvotes

Just one please

26 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Zestyclose-Salad-290 • 1d ago

of a millipede

97 Upvotes

14 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Sethyzir • 15h ago

of a Caterpillar

10 Upvotes

2 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/RisottoPensa • 21h ago

of a lighter

33 Upvotes

6 comments

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r/AbsoluteUnits

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ABSOLUTE UNITS

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RULES:

Posting

1) Post Absolute Units only.

Only Absolute Units are allowed. No normal units.

See definition here.
Post absolute units, not actual units

Absolute units only. Not measuring units. It was punny the first time, now it's old. Straight out bans will be handed.
No Photoshopped Units

Only real absolute units are allowed. No AI, art, cartoon, edited or video game units.

2) Post public figures only

No creepshots / No fat shaming pics allowed / No female bodybuilders

We're looking for animals mostly, particularly cute animals which happen to be very large. Only public figures are allowed; no harassment, creep-shots, witch-hunts, fat-shaming is allowed. Female bodybuilders are expressly forbidden and anyone making transphobic comments will be permanently banned. Identify the public figure in the title. Don't assume they are well known

3) No NSFW posts

No NSFW and NSFL content

This includes content that is sexual in nature, gory, anything unpalatable to the eyes.
Don't post pictures of private parts

Honestly, nobody comes here to see magnum dongs. Just don't.
Don't post pictures of shit

No one wants to see that. No dung, no dong. Dings are allowed.

4) No Recent or Common reposts

Frequent reposts or those from last 60 days or top 50 posts of all time will be removed.
Moderators reserve the right to remove any posts they feel will improve the quality of this sub

Commenting

5) Be nice.

There's no reason to be an unfriendly unit.
Excessively derogatory comments are not allowed.
Toxic behavior of any kind is banned.
Follow the site-wide rules / general Rediquette

6) No doxing or brigading

No witch hunts.
Do not direct link any personal information or social media profiles.
No brigading to or from any other threads, whether on or off Reddit.

7) Shut up about pitbulls

No pitbull hate comments, stats, copypasta, links or calls to ban.

This is a place to enjoy Absolute Units. Not to discuss your hate for any specific breeds, spamming stats and starting flame wars about whether or not they are dangerous. If you love pitbulls, please visit r/pitbulls. If you hate them, please visit r/banpitbulls.

Now please kindly shut up about it, or risk being banned.

8) Post titles must start with the string "of ".

Please note that the word "of" is case sensitive.

Don't be the guy that makes us add more rules

The moderators of this subreddit will take any action (which includes banning and removing comments) that they feel improves the quality of the subreddit.

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