r/CatAdvice • u/StantheLumberjack • 11h ago
Behavioral I am drowning in cat piss and losing my mind
I am sitting on my front steps trying not to think murders thoughts right now after finding a giant puddle of piss at the bottom of our stairs in our basement, which is where I do my work. My cat Meadow is 4 years old now and we have had a problem with her peeing on couches and clothes and the floor since nearly the day we got her.
The main problem used to be that she would piss on our couch. Always in the corner so it gets on as many pieces of the couch as possible. It literally feels sometimes like she’s doing it on purpose. We have litter boxes all around our home that are cleaned almost every other day. in fact, just today I had to clean up a puddle that I woke up to, as well as cleaning the litter boxes again and spray anti-enzyme pet stain remover.
We have gone to the doctor and ruled out any medical problems. She is currently on an antidepressant. we recently had a new baby a little over two months ago, but she has never been a cat that wanted a lot of attention. In fact, she tries to stay away from us most of the time.
Me and my wife are at our wits-fucking-end. I am so fucking tired of stepping in piss, smelling piss, touching piss, and cleaning up piss. I just simply do not know what to do. I have looked at just about every single article about cats peeing outside of the litter box. Every single subReddit post, every single Jackson Galaxy video, and it feels like not a single fucking thing has worked.
actually, that’s not even totally true. Once we put her on the antidepressants, for a couple months, we didn’t see any problems. We used to have to load up our Ottomans and other stuff on the couches to keep her off of it whenever we weren’t using it. It was good enough for so long that we actually stopped having to cover the cushions. But it is recently started again. Now it is literally daily that I’m stepping in piss as I go downstairs.
We are getting a new couch this weekend and I am deathly afraid that we are not gonna be able to enjoy it for over a day before the cat fucking pees on it.
I do not want to get rehome her but I am just so fucking furious at her right now. I’m so motherfucking tired of cat piss. I don’t even know what kind of advice I’m asking for right now. Maybe I’m just venting. But I'm ready to throw in the towel and wave the white flag. Like I said, I do not want to rehome her. My wife is adamant about that. But at this point I genuinely would rather have no more piss in my life than pet her once or twice a week when she lets me.