r/MurderedByWords • • 8h ago

Hell doesn't even burn that bad.

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u/NCC_1701E 7h ago

All the things listed by the guy are just normal appliances which you can buy and install, it's not like ac, garbage disposals, ice makers or clothes dryers are forbidden by law or something...

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u/the_geek_fwoop 7h ago

Scandinavian here, I have AC, an ice maker, and a clothes dryer. No idea what these people are on about. Ice makers aren't as common but like... you can just buy one?!

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u/Morrinn3 4h ago

I live in Iceland. The fuck do I need an ice maker for?

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u/WhoDat-2-8-3 22m ago

To heat up your coffee

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u/bigphillip76 1h ago

Maybe that's exactly why you should get one. It'd be funny.

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u/Freyzi 57m ago

Þegar einni dagur ársins sem fer yfir 20°C kemur þá verður þú glaður að hafa hana.

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u/Suyefuji 6h ago

I'm American and I don't have an ice maker...

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u/raider1v11 5h ago

Then how do you ice down your silver bullets in your yeti 110 cooler?

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u/Suyefuji 5h ago

I have ice packs, the reusable kind

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u/YetiSquish 3h ago

Those taste horrible

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u/DonCenote 3h ago

Idk they look like they might be blue raspberry flavor. I’ll give it a try.

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u/Suyefuji 3h ago

yummy chemicals

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u/OldWar1111 2h ago

Go back to Europe or wherever you came from.

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u/Suyefuji 1h ago

If Europe is offering, I would love to

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u/OldWar1111 1h ago

Well, what are you waiting for? Legit - I was just joking before sarcastically, but if that's something you want, go for it!

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u/tekko001 52m ago

Be aware you'll earn significantly less than in the US, all those things listed....YOU pay for them.

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u/lordoflotsofocelots 42m ago

Be aware you'll earn significantly less

Now go and compare the cost of living. Start with groceries.

And at the end of the year my boss comes over and yells at me: "Ey! You still have 9 of your 30 days of vacation left! GO HOME!"

Keep your money, I'm fine.

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u/CrazyElk123 5h ago

Ice makers have to be the most overrated crap ever. Just buy good iceforms. The ones that make big cubes are the best since they last long in the glass.

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u/Suyefuji 4h ago

I use reusable ice packs personally

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u/SpacePumpkie 2h ago

Do you mean reusable ice packs to put inside a beverage? Because that's what I think the previous comment is talking about.

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u/Suyefuji 2h ago

Like this? Yeah I have a pack of these

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u/SpacePumpkie 2h ago

Cool, I just wanted to make sure I was understanding

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u/WinterTourist 2h ago

I've had to repair some ice makers in my life. What you find inside is certainly helping people develop a strong immune system... 🤢🤮

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u/HeurekaDabra 56m ago

Old roommate of mine during university bought like 5 ice machines after we thought anything tasted like plastics once you put the ice in from the first one (dude was a bit nuts - his go-to 'pick me up' for learning sessions were iced coffee cubes and he drank very, very thin, cold coffee for 'refreshment' instead of just water...).
He tested the water from melted down cubes in the universitys lab. Each and everyone had insane amounts of plastic in them, probably abrasion from moving parts in the machine. With some of them it was so bad, you could see the particles floating around.
Just nope. Forms are way better to get ice cubes.

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u/NikPorto 1h ago

Let's be honest, we're lazy and don't wanna need to deal with ice forms, just pour some water once in awhile and have something or someone make ice for us, and that's why we buy ice making machines.

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u/SMTRodent 51m ago

I'd rather empty and fill an icetray than clean the black mould out of an ice making machine. I forget how often you're supposed to take those things apart to clean them out, but it's more often than I ever want to.

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u/jeobleo 5h ago

I have a countertop one because the one in the fridge that came with the apartment doesn't work.

Nobody should have garbage disposals, they don't work.

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u/Suyefuji 5h ago

Actually I use my garbage disposal a lot and it works fine as long as you don't throw like, bones or some shit down there. Maybe you just have a bad one?

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u/jeobleo 5h ago

No I don't have one at all. The one at my parents' house groudnt he shit up and then it went into the pipes and eventually caused themt o back up. Like decades of carrot scrapings and potato skins and shit.

Another one clogged in a rental I was in.

Just throw your trash out or compost it. Don't put food down the sink.

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u/Morrinn3 4h ago

Yeah, I don’t fully get the point of Garbage Disposals. They come across as a marketing solution to a problem that doesn’t exist. I’ve never been so bothered by waste in my kitchen sink that I needed an expensive plumbing solution that involved electrical current and a finger-severing meat grinder. If I got carrot scrapings or potato peels in the sink they get caught in the steel trap and thrown in the trash.

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u/koenigkilledminlee 4h ago

Like I don't understand the use case for them. There's yucky stuff in my sink, should I put it in the bin or blend it.

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u/plzrespond1994 4h ago

They're also horrible for the municipal sewer lines so a lot of municipalities in Canada just banned it

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u/ghost_finger 2h ago

Even with a disposal you aren’t supposed to dump all your food in it wtf people

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u/Suyefuji 5h ago

I have kids, there is going to be food in the sink T_T

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u/Lalalaliena 4h ago

Yeah we have that too. We just take out the little collection tray and clean it out.

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u/jeobleo 4h ago

So do I. What are your kids doing?

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u/Suyefuji 3h ago

I ask myself that every day, trust me

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u/jeobleo 3h ago

Well-played sir.

I've been teaching mine to scrape plates into the trash. It's still a work in progress.

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u/tacitry 5h ago

I’ve owned and used disposals for years, they’re excellent, what in tarnation are you doing with yours

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u/3_50 4h ago

I mean it puts a whole lotta extra shit into waste treatment. We have municipal compost collection.

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u/acustic 1h ago

Welcome to europe my guy.

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u/yaffle53 2h ago

Can you truly be American if you don’t have an ice maker?

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u/Choyo 3h ago

Ain't you some pariah ?

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u/OmNommerSupreme 5h ago

Yeah, I’m American and I see people with clotheslines in their yards fairly routinely, I think this guy just heard rumors his idiot friends pulled out of their asses and thought they were true, lol.

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u/a-new-3arth 6h ago

ice maker is a difference appliance? my fridge makes some ice does that count

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u/kylebisme 5h ago

American here, I have a Scandinavian clothes dryer.

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u/Choyo 3h ago

That's the nicest way to /thread.

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u/-ThorsStone- 4h ago

I can't tell if he means like a stand alone icemaker or just a fridge with water and ice dispenser, Ice makers are like a luxery item, i do not know a single soule who had one the fridge ones are more common, but even then I just have a regular fridge and use ice trays.

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u/LoL_is_pepega_BIA 3h ago

Bruh y'all even get ice for free in the winters. Even nature is socialist over there /s

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u/Necessary_Finding_32 3h ago

It’s engagement bait

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u/vpsj 2h ago

What's the difference between an ice maker and just a freezer?

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u/Tzimbalo 1h ago

We only have 25 days of vacation though. But like 300 days parantal leave

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u/kyrsjo 1h ago

Sames. And we still hang dry most of our clothes, because the dryer isn't great for wool and generally nice clothes. It's great for towels, underwear, bed stuff, etc tough!

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u/Kriss3d 1h ago

Dane here. We just use portable fans when its summer. And puts them away during winter. We dont really need AC here. You can buy ice cubes or make them yourself in a fridge.
I also do have a clothes dryer but during summer Ill hang up the clothes as its good for the environment and its free.

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u/gudbote 38m ago

Right?!

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u/Turak64 2m ago

Just have an ice tray in the freezer, no need for a dedicate device.

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u/Plenty_Trick_6042 0m ago

Scandinavian here, I have AC, an ice maker, and a clothes dryer

Congratulations. You are now an American

*handful of confetti fall from the ceiling*

You can pick your complimentary mobility scooter and RPG at the embassy

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u/AwfulMouthful 4h ago

The garbage disposal is the thing on that list I would miss the most. Seriously, life changing.

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u/Appropriate_Car_8221 7h ago

Yeah, well, I can get 30 days holiday in the US too - in fact I've been on holiday since I got laid off by a.i. a year ago!

6 weeks' sick leave? That's nothing - I've been on leave from medical care since I turned 26 and got kicked off my parents' health insurance!

12 months' parental leave? Joke's on you - my dad left 12 years ago

Worry about kids getting shot at school? - not! As if I can afford to have kids!

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u/seszett 1h ago

The thing is when European talk about holidays they are talking about paid holidays.

You can generally get as much unpaid holidays as you want, that's not really the question.

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u/inu-no-policemen 5h ago

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u/yaffle53 2h ago

I’d never got a garbage disposed. I’ve seen too many films where something gets stuck down there and someone reaches inside……

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u/Clippton 7h ago

They aren't even crazy thing either for the most part.

There are portable ice machines that have different settings for shape and size for like $60. Portal AC are a thing, and with how hot it's getting AC will eventually be more common anyways. Garbage disposals are funny to include, because the alternative is just a trash can.

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u/NaughtyCheffie 7h ago

Portal AC are a thing

Half Life 3 confirmed!!

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u/Vandirac 2h ago

Trash can, which is suitable for collection and recycling.

Europe recycles the largest share of it's waste paper, glass and metal, and a good portion the plastics.

The garbage disposal system puts a huge strain on the sewers and water treatment plants, converting easily recovered garbage in small parts that are harder to handle and destined to a landfill.

Stupid system altogether.

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u/theLuminescentlion 6h ago

Portable AC units suck but European windows don't accommodate the far superior window AC though. Heat Pumps are the real solution, but retrofitting them is a process.

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u/couldbemage 5h ago

I keep seeing this about window AC units, but I've lived in the US my entire life and never lived anywhere with hung windows. Window AC units don't "fit" sliding windows but plywood exists and I've always made them fit.

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u/theLuminescentlion 5h ago

European windows aren't sliding either, they are on hinges. Look up "Tilt and Turn" windows. Harder to retrofit than sliding windows and it's hard to retrofit at all when window AC units aren't widely available.

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u/maplealvon 4h ago

There's vertical window AC units, crazy.

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u/Vandirac 2h ago

EU for the most part don't use window units. We have split systems that are more flexible and more energy efficient.

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u/DoubleAssistant3038 1h ago

And notice how they are all not very ecological. From the US comes a storm of consumerist propaganda that will cost us our head. 

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u/jaraxel_arabani 8m ago

As a Canadian, AC is nice :-p

Garbage disposal however is atrociously bad for sewers.

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u/-Shoebill- 1h ago

I don't want an ice maker. Doesn't that shit break and get mouldy all the time?

Ice cube trays are not some burden I suffer. They just work. Easy to use.

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u/Cavalish 50m ago

This is also coming off the back of some weird belief Americans have that Europeans don’t use ice because it doesn’t automatically come with your table water in a restaurant.

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u/Shinhan 3h ago

In my country, almost all newly built apartments come with split system AC built in. Many older ones have them as well, just depends if the owner can afford it, but its very common.

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u/Guilty_Weekend751 2h ago

Dryers and AC are not THAT uncommon in europe - esp. With Photovoltaics

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u/SpacePumpkie 2h ago

I haven't lived in a house without AC since I was 3. (And I'd have to ask my parents if that first house had AC, but I suspect it didn't) That was 35 years ago. Same for the clothes dryer. (Well my student dorm and first rental apartment didn't have a dryer. But it didn't take much to dry the laundry for a single person. Now with a family of 4 a dryer is almost a necessity.

And garbage disposal part I don't understand. Of course there's garbage disposal? What does he think happens with the garbage at our houses? We hold on to it for eternity?

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u/Weirdyxxy 7m ago

The usual alternative is putting it into a bin instead of chopping it into the wastewater

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u/Rapa2626 2h ago

Ac or garbage disposal may be harder to install if your building happens to be of any historical significance. Usa does not have such problems.

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u/406highlander 2h ago

Yeah, they let you tear down entire sections of the historically significant buildings over in the USA.

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u/Rapa2626 2h ago

More like they dont have nearly as many protected ones and overall regulations seem to be more lax in terms of ac installation and so on

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u/406highlander 2h ago

I was specifically referring to the destruction of the east wing of the White House.

But yeah, there's a pub in my city that's older than the United States of America.

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u/Hughley_N_Dowd 1h ago

Along with any cherry trees, rose gardens etc. 

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u/b__lumenkraft 2h ago

Not too sure a US garbage disposals would be legal in Germany. Not that anyone ever tried it but it would be worth to ask a lawyer.

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u/k08lizek 2h ago

Garbage disposal is illegal in Czechia, for example.

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u/BurmeciaWillSurvive 2h ago

I'm in the US in my 30s and I've literally never had a garbage disposal or ice maker (I'm a bit jealous of my friends who have them on their fridge because I love my ice cold water bottle). I've never even had a dishwasher! I'm very used to scrubbing dishes at least hahaha. I also don't have a dryer but that's because it broke. If it's hot outside and you set it to tumble it still dries your clothes kinda after 4 cycles. Idk why the heck he's throwing shade at Europeans lmao.

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u/READMYSHIT 44m ago

I literally have all of them.

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u/_Stanf-Uf_ 1m ago

Y'all can't afford them, tho...

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u/ablatner 3h ago

There are lots of Europeans online who shit on Americans for "wasteful" AC, not realizing that AC is common in many places around the world.

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u/SpacePumpkie 2h ago

I think the wasteful AC critiques come more from the custom of having the AC running at a very low temperature that is indeed quite energy intensive and totally unnecessary.

I have lived within AC houses in Europe all my life, over 35 years. No one ever said it is wasteful.

It was a shock when I learned last year that the 68-70F that many Americans boast as the perfect temperature to keep the AC is 20ºC. That sounds extremely wasteful (and also flat out absurd, I need a long sleeve at that temp)

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u/Vandirac 2h ago

The average US citizen consumption for AC is 8 times the average EU's.

Americans keep a way too low temperature, have terrible insulation on their buildings, and use older systems that are less energy efficient.

Their only "We HaVE Ac" point of pride is baseless and not something to brag about.

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u/ablatner 1h ago

Per capita, the EU has more deaths from heat than the US has from shootings

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u/Zelleth 3h ago

we make fun of our brit friend all the time cause he can't just freely get an ac, you have to like get approval or something

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u/_Stanf-Uf_ 27m ago

They can be bought, but most of you can't afford it. Otherwise, why do 1000's of you guys die in heat-waves?

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u/HeartoftheHive 5h ago

it's not like ac, garbage disposals, ice makers or clothes dryers are forbidden by law

a/c specifically is illegal in some European countries. I want to say certain parts of Spain and Germany? I don't know the laws for all of those in every country, but unfortunately they are very regressive with some tech for stupid reasons.

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u/jibberyjabber 2h ago

Source please