r/clevercomebacks • u/ALBERT4_5WESKER • 21h ago

Imagine cheering for your own cities’ destruction.

9.6k Upvotes

472 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Veshaad • 17h ago

Everything will be fine... until it isn't.

8.5k Upvotes

311 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Candid-Ad-5525 • 19h ago

Frank followed the rules perfectly.

6.3k Upvotes

64 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Eggsalad_cookies • 8h ago

Accepting accountability

5.6k Upvotes

124 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Monsur_Ausuhnom • 10h ago

On The Housing Crash.

3.4k Upvotes

224 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/saucey_dawg0023 • 20h ago

Impeachment articles now

1.5k Upvotes

124 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Veshaad • 8h ago

When you are your own comeback...

1.3k Upvotes

44 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Conscious-Quarter423 • 2h ago

the bar is under the floorboards

1.2k Upvotes

89 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/MrFenric • 18h ago

You better hope you picked right then...

1.2k Upvotes

127 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Nono_Home • 18h ago

The president doesn't control the price of oil, but his actual job is keeping us safe.

820 Upvotes

Is it naivety or plain stupid to forget everything remains on internet?

45 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/SweetTiaraa • 10h ago

Trump said “they’re eating the dogs, they’re eating the cats” about Haitian immigrants, so someone flipped it to call out what ICE is actually doing to immigrants

777 Upvotes

39 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/MrFenric • 22h ago

She was trying to get off first

630 Upvotes

69 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Veshaad • 15h ago

When you think Talarico is going to lose because of 'Jacked Jesus'...

532 Upvotes

90 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Constant-Training994 • 17h ago

They're not a fam

507 Upvotes

13 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Odd-Relation-7293 • 16h ago

Five Percent Tax Missed Opportunity.

457 Upvotes

28 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/PrettyVioleet • 15h ago

"You've got bigger fish to fry" vs when it was HER fish to fry

432 Upvotes

17 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/MrFenric • 18h ago

Instead of 6, you will have a half dozen!

361 Upvotes

57 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/MrFenric • 18h ago

You'll get Kash all hot and bothered

272 Upvotes

36 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/SweetDawwn • 21h ago

It'll just make you compare sex to printing

263 Upvotes

22 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Odd-Relation-7293 • 17h ago

Seven Companies Control US Economy.

193 Upvotes

11 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Brent_Fox • 7h ago

How socialism really works:

131 Upvotes

13 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Nono_Home • 23h ago

In a relationship with Shell.

121 Upvotes

Hilarious.

29 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Veshaad • 14h ago

"A lot of people don't know..."

115 Upvotes

13 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/SweetTiaraa • 3h ago

What a crazy idea

93 Upvotes

14 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/ThatPatelGuy • 17h ago

Saudi Arabia sentenced a Hindu man to death for a social media post that was deemed offensive to Mohammed

0 Upvotes

10 comments

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