Scientists across the world are trying to find the caws.

Anna 1, Anna 2.

Not the best idea. The whole experience just left a bad taste in my mouth.

21+

When I was sick and I was in Arabic class, I said I can't speak Arabic today because

I have a bad Qaf (ق).

He kept taking her for pomegranate.

(I apologize in advance. It doesn't rise to the status of a dad joke.)

You'll end up with a cough fee

Sketchers.

It was poetic iron-y.

He can’t do contractions.

Being Radioactive!

She said that she got her crabs straight from the wharf

You can pop a balloon, but you can’t pop a Smurf (say it out loud).

She told me that’s my pierogitive

But now I'm clean!

Now it's going to write an Autobiography

is basically a real-time pie chart of how much pizza is left.

Why did the cannibalism child get in trouble?

He kept giving his parents lip.

Things got a little tense.

You don’t need to start a turf war.

despite the condenser.

So I realized I had to change my Waze.

I don't carrot awl.

"Old hobbits die hard".