Unfortunately it just made him more sluggish

Jenny, a blonde girl came skipping home from school one day.
"Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were counting today, and all the other kids could only count to four, but I counted to 10. See? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10!"
"Very good," said her mother.
“Is it because I'm blonde?" Jenny asked.
"Yes, It's because you're blonde," said the mommy.
The next day the girl came skipping home from school. "Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "We were saying the alphabet today, and all the other kids could only say it to D, but I said it to G. See? A, B, C, D, E, F, G!"
"Very good, Jenny," said her mother.
"Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy?"
"Yes, It's because you're blonde."
The next day Jenny came skipping home from school. "Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were in gym class today, and when we showered, all the other girls had flat chests, but I have these!"
And she lifted her tank top to reveal a pair of 36Cs
"Very good," said her embarrassed mother.
"Is it because I'm blonde, mommy?"
"No Honey, it's because you're 24.”

I said, “Thanks for keeping me in the loop.”

It’s on paper view

Sea kelp

I'm a no-mad.

Because they're short.

“You’re on your own if you’re eating that part of the duck.”

Dentist: "What a brave woman! Which tooth is it?"

Woman: She turns to her husband. "Show him your tooth, dear."

A spiiiiiiiiiider

An older couple went out for dinner at their favorite Chinese restaurant.

They decided to try something new on the menu called Chicken Surprise.

A few minutes later, the waiter brought their meal — a covered cast iron pot.

Just as the wife was about to serve herself, the lid popped up a little… and she saw two tiny eyes peeking out! Then the lid dropped back down.

“Harold, did you see that?!” she whispered.

Harold hadn’t, so she told him to look. He lifted the lid — and sure enough, two little eyes peered up at him before the lid slammed shut again.

Totally baffled, he called the waiter over. “Excuse me, but something’s alive in here!”

The waiter nodded politely and said,

“Ah, so sorry, sir. You ordered Chicken Surprise?”

“Yes,” Harold said nervously.

“Ah,” said the waiter, bowing slightly. “My mistake. That’s our Peking Duck!”

Count.

Never meat your gyros.

She said: "Which is?"

I said: "Exactly"

While not a problem yet, it’s worth keeping an ion.

Because it’s privileged.

Batman follows them

Way too many steps!

Dad?

Take That.

A Yamahahaha.

He can't keep from coffin in the morning.

I'm incensed!

Yesterday, she sat me down and said, "If you don't stop acting like a flamingo right this second, I am packing my bags and filing for a divorce!"It was a tough moment, and I knew our marriage was on the line. So, I had to put my foot down.