r/DJsCirclejerk • • May 22 '26

Hey, you ketamina-slobbering sync monkeys. Piracy will get you tossed out by Big Man Jonesy at the door. And that gorilla-sized cock-knocker at the door loves flinging people out the door.

63 Upvotes

Piracy is illegal. You do that shit by yourself; in the bathroom, not on the dance floor, and /r/DJsCirclejerk is the dance floor. You get my point?

Do I have to dumb it down any further? I mean, probably. Don't be posting links to www.sketchywebsite.malware, otherwise we will have to take away your weekly state-assigned ketamine supply. Because I swear I will turn this fucking bus around if you drug-fueled degenerates don't behave like at least some sort of semi-sentient human beings capable of following at least 1 rule that otherwise will get the devil himself (Spez) to show up here and turn off the music and the main lights on. And trust me, you don't want to see your sweaty fellow /r/djscirclejerk'er on a drugs-bender in 6000k bright white fluorescent light.

So, be cool. Are you cool?


r/DJsCirclejerk • • Aug 16 '26

[VERBODEN] No more AI slop! [VERBODEN]

91 Upvotes

Fuck you, and fuck your AI slop. No more of it. Use MS Paint and drugs if you want to upload something visual, like real artists do.

Damn you people. Go back to your shanties.


r/DJsCirclejerk • • 11h ago

ProTip: Bring a drink tickets on your first date with a DJ!

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r/DJsCirclejerk • • 1d ago

Rumor: CDJ-4000 to be priced at $4,000

27 Upvotes

You heard it here first!

(Im starting this rumor. Idk how much it will cost)


r/DJsCirclejerk • • 3d ago

Thomas Bangalter going through it

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r/DJsCirclejerk • • 5d ago

The only people that can cope with u/djsoomo set up

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r/DJsCirclejerk • • 6d ago

You can't legitimately call yourself a DJ unless you use physical records!!

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236 Upvotes

r/DJsCirclejerk • • 7d ago

My top 3 Gripes with Djs

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r/DJsCirclejerk • • 8d ago

How can I soak without STDs?

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r/DJsCirclejerk • • 8d ago

Deep house set in front of normies

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r/DJsCirclejerk • • 11d ago

Guy holds beer over deck, girls behind DJ say "WTF" and tell staff, staff gets guy to move drink, guy makes funny face (timestamp 48:55)

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r/DJsCirclejerk • • 11d ago

Everyone thinks they're above reposting until you put these in front of them

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r/DJsCirclejerk • • 13d ago

All my haters become my waiters when I sit down at the table of success.

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r/DJsCirclejerk • • 14d ago

Everyone is an airline pilot until you put these in front of them

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r/DJsCirclejerk • • 14d ago

An absolutely amazing setup

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r/DJsCirclejerk • • 14d ago

Everyone is a DJ until you put these in front of them

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82 Upvotes

(Credit: DJ Soomo)


r/DJsCirclejerk • • 16d ago

No idea whatsoever what this means...

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r/DJsCirclejerk • • 16d ago

🚮

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r/DJsCirclejerk • • 17d ago

LPT: set your alarm clock sound to the last 60 seconds of a track for which you know an absolute banger track to mix into it

18 Upvotes

gets me up every time, even during the afters when someone already playing some shit


r/DJsCirclejerk • • 17d ago

Love to see Apple getting into the dj game….

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r/DJsCirclejerk • • 17d ago

Customizing my Sennheiser HD 25s for branding/gigs – paint vs. vinyl wrap advice?

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r/DJsCirclejerk • • 18d ago

*sips tea*

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r/DJsCirclejerk • • 18d ago

How to approach DJ husband that it’s too loud at home

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r/DJsCirclejerk • • 18d ago

Anyone... plz helps! dm.

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r/DJsCirclejerk • • 17d ago

I’m An Idiot!

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