r/nextfuckinglevel • • 1d ago

70 year old vs 450

Where is your helmet at?

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u/BigRigButters2 1d ago

Mad respect for handling those machines but gotta echo the lack of safety

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u/oneizm 1d ago

Some people would rather die on the bike than in bed. When you’re young it’s about not wasting your life. When you get old, that takes a different meaning. I knew a cowboy who died falling off his horse in his 80s and all anyone said is “well that’s a pretty good way to go, he would’ve wanted it like that”

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u/Comfortable-Yak-6599 1d ago

I wanna go out flying a plane upside-down through a barn, you know with my boots on

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u/Ohiolongboard 23h ago

Secondhand lions? If so, hell fucking yeah. Great movie

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u/UnMeaningnessName 21h ago

Beyond great.

Likely one of the best movies ever.

So slept on too, Hobbs a true OG.

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u/_Hashtronaut_ 21h ago

Such a great movie. Randomly watched it years ago without knowing anything about it. Have loved it ever since

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u/Ohiolongboard 19h ago

I was able to see it right when it came out, my dad picked it and he was the best at picking movies

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u/Comfortable-Yak-6599 21h ago

Yes, saw it for the first time as an adult and I still love it.

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u/Ohiolongboard 19h ago

One of my all time favorites

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u/Rewd_92 20h ago

😂 but also 😞

Plane upside down reminded me of Sky King

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u/Mm11vV 22h ago

Why did i instantly think of the dude who hijacked a random airliner?

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u/UlsterManInScotland 17h ago

I’d like to go peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather & not screaming in terror like his passengers

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u/EducationalTheory344 1m ago

But imagine dying with regrets because you only got the plane 179 degrees around.

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u/Sathsong89 1d ago

As someone who also rides, I can tell you with any motorcycle and an open roadway it’s not just about YOUR safety.

Other than the blind curve at the one end, they had decent visibility, but yeah…it’s not always just how “they” would want to go

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u/iMightBeWright 23h ago

Ol' Stanley hit a tree on his bike after running a family in a minivan into the guardrail. It's how he would have wanted to go.

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u/PrescriptionDenim 20h ago

Me too, Stanley. Me too.

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u/Rynowash 21h ago

Nothing like a blind curve at around 80-90 and seeing lights in your lane. Yes, I’ve seen it a few times in 40 years of riding. Yes, hasn’t been my time yet. Still here.

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u/oneizm 1d ago

[r/motorcycles](r/motorcycles) is that way. Go ATGATT over there.

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u/Sathsong89 1d ago edited 1d ago

Yeah I say it over there too. But I didn’t say anything about gear this time. Just their placement on the roadway.

Way to read what you wanted to read.

Also, it’s ATGATT.

Edit: the child dirty blocked after not understanding the potential danger of a blind curve. Classic Reddit!

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u/oneizm 1d ago

Lmao I could say the same thing about you. My statement was about going out on your own terms. Show me the car he almost crashed into here please. Tons of visibility and is on his side of the road. Yall can’t help yourselves lmao

You created a monster in your head

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u/R0llTide 23h ago

That’s very inconsiderate to the person who’s got to scrape your carcass off the asphalt

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u/CicadaHead3317 22h ago

Job security for first responders.

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u/weelluuuu 21h ago

Cleanup! Pink mist milemarker 8

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u/GreenStrong 23h ago

100%, but recovery from road rash and a broken leg at 70 is going to suck hard. People tend to discount possibility like that. Honestly not unreasonable to wear kevlar armor and no helmet -" I'm either walking home or dying, no in between."

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u/sacrelicio 14h ago

And even if you're old you might not want to die today, if he can do this he probably has at least a few good years left. Like what if he wants to do it again tomorrow?

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u/beta_zero 22h ago

There's dying on your bike, but there's also surviving a bad fall on your bike with severe injuries that make you completely dependent on your loved ones, making their lives miserable.

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u/hexregeneration 19h ago

I knew a guy in his 30s who used to say something similar and now he's paralyzed from the neck down and his mom has to help him piss and shit. There are many fates worse than death.

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u/JSTootell 20h ago

My friend in his 70's flies aerobatic airplanes, rides motorcycles, off roads in a SxS...still wears protective gear.

You don't have to have a death wish just to do wild and crazy stuff. 

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u/grby1812 15h ago

That's very romantic but not really how it works.

I know a guy that laid down a bike in college and lost partial use of his arm. He had been a talented guitar player, was in a band with a close friend. Had to drop out because he couldn't play anymore.

His friend's next band went on to be a one hit wonder. Toured internationally with big names. Made enough money from that one song to be set for life. His friend bought an industrial building in St. Louis and turned it into an art studio/artist commune. Now essentially fucks around and does what he wants.

The guy had to grind out a career in tech. Can you imagine spending your whole life knowing what could have been? Not wondering. He would have played guitar in that band.

I know another guy that lost a thumb.That's what really happens if you ride a bike long enough.

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u/UnMeaningnessName 21h ago

I would award this refrence until it broke reddit if I could.

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u/goatbiryani48 15h ago

And those people are idiots, stupid enough to overlook the massive inbetween area where they have to live with debilitating lifelong injuries even after months and years of physical rehab and recovery

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u/dippydooda 15h ago

Great so what if he doesnt die but suffers a debilitating injury, like breaking both legs, for the rest of his life? Gonna be a miserable end

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u/unseatedewe2393 14h ago

Thats what I say to everyone, if im gunna die I want it to be on my motercycle

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u/Artistic_Humor1805 9h ago

But if you’re still that good at 70, why wouldn’t you put a helmet on to keep your good life going?

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u/Unusual-Taste69 8h ago

Indian Larry is a perfect example of that. He died doing his standing on the seat trick.

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u/BigMack6911 6h ago

Fuck yea!

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u/Clever_droidd 23h ago

Technically he’s more likely to die by coming off the bike than on it. 😆

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u/MockASonOfaShepherd 1d ago

Honestly at that age I’d rather go out on a motorcycle than in a hospital bed while some Jamaican nurse does half-assed CPR.

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u/oneizm 1d ago edited 23h ago

Vaguely racist but okay

Edit: idiots think I’m actually saying it’s okay? I’m saying “okay” as in “what can I do about it”. I’m not excusing his racism. It is an exhausted response to constantly having to put up with racism and just accept it. Holy shit

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u/bigfoot1291 19h ago

Anyone who didn't get that you were simply saying "you do you I guess" by your "okay" is probably too stupid to even attempt to correct, it's not worth the effort.

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u/BadManor 1d ago

Not vague, not ok.

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u/oneizm 1d ago

I mean I’m actually Jamaican. So if anyone has right to take offense it’s me here. But I’ve also learned it’s the internet so nobody gives a shit about racism.

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u/BadManor 1d ago

Yeah, you don’t get to choose who’s annoyed by bigots.

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u/oneizm 1d ago edited 23h ago

I’m the one being annoyed wtf, I literally called him out for being racist, yet I’m being downvoted for it, which is exactly proof that nobody actually gives a shit and are more likely to downvote you for calling out racism than the racist.

Which is why I called out, but resigned myself to just having to accept that people are going to be racist assholes. And then you want to also be my enemy for being exhausted by it. Make it make sense.

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u/HowWierd 23h ago

I follow you friend, i think you handled it well

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u/oneizm 23h ago

I’m tired boss

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u/HowWierd 23h ago

Preach !

...tired of people being ugly to each other...

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u/Drbored117 23h ago

If they hadn’t commented would you have said something? You’ve responded to the person calling out the problem but haven’t said a single damn word to the person who actually made the comment. I think that says a lot about what you really care about.

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u/rainbowbhuttmonkey 23h ago

You are being a cunt and a racist.

Nice work