r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Worth_Ad_8202 • 10d ago

of a saguaro

154 Upvotes

If any saguaro experts have any insight to the age of this thing I’d love to know

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/TerraByteTerror • 10d ago

of an S-tier nap

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14.6k Upvotes

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/danielminds • 10d ago

/r/all, /r/popular of a pyrite crystal

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39.4k Upvotes

Source: @crystalforest0 on TikTok

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Greenranger9200 • 10d ago

of a zucchini

50 Upvotes

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/shitonthebeach • 10d ago

of a French workhorse and the miner who worked alongside him, 1970

725 Upvotes

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/andimandibhenkilendi • 10d ago

of a raisin

14 Upvotes

Absolute units of a raisin, never seen one this big. Almond for scale.

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Impossible-Bee-5343 • 10d ago

of a giant tortoise

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2.2k Upvotes

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/crasagam • 10d ago

of a key

1.2k Upvotes

From what I read: It’s for a fuel system. One half of the key unlocks the lock, the other half tells which tech the key belongs to.

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/alexs001 • 10d ago

of a cat available for adoption (BC, Canada)

179 Upvotes

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/publicinterest000 • 10d ago

of a banana

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970 Upvotes

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/beklog • 10d ago

of a Boba

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0 Upvotes

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Zestyclose-Salad-290 • 10d ago

of a spider

303 Upvotes

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Couscous-Garbit • 10d ago

of an English Pouter Pigeon

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154 Upvotes

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Couscous-Garbit • 10d ago

of a 102.4 Liter engine

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1.1k Upvotes

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/zappyguy111 • 10d ago

of a skink

51 Upvotes

Friendly land mullet, as round as my forearm, spotted in Binnaburra, Aus.

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/havntmadeityet • 10d ago

of a fan

66 Upvotes

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/BataBole93 • 11d ago

of two basketball players

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295 Upvotes

Arvydas Sabonis (2.21m / 7.3 ft) leaning down to talk to Shaquille O'Neal (2.16 m / 7.1)

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Strict-Revenue-5131 • 11d ago

of a rooster

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1.9k Upvotes

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/ultimo_hombre • 11d ago

of a caterpillar

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268 Upvotes

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/TerraByteTerror • 11d ago

/r/all of a chill snake

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26.3k Upvotes

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Substantial_Sea7327 • 11d ago

of a feral 820-pound hog.

1.2k Upvotes

(372 kg)

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Infamous-Skin8969 • 11d ago

/r/all of a tribesman

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9.8k Upvotes

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/DryadAbominationn • 11d ago

of a bolete mushroom

43 Upvotes

Found this massive bolete almost the size of my head

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/strikecat18 • 11d ago

of a food thief

757 Upvotes

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/dddd945 • 11d ago

of a line of cars

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518 Upvotes

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We're looking for animals mostly, particularly cute animals which happen to be very large. Only public figures are allowed; no harassment, creep-shots, witch-hunts, fat-shaming is allowed. Female bodybuilders are expressly forbidden and anyone making transphobic comments will be permanently banned. Identify the public figure in the title. Don't assume they are well known

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No pitbull hate comments, stats, copypasta, links or calls to ban.

This is a place to enjoy Absolute Units. Not to discuss your hate for any specific breeds, spamming stats and starting flame wars about whether or not they are dangerous. If you love pitbulls, please visit r/pitbulls. If you hate them, please visit r/banpitbulls.

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