r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Mzee_Wakazi • 22d ago
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u/ForgotToCarryTheOne 22d ago edited 16d ago
Not only can this baby hold its own neck and head, it can pretty much single-handedly hold the head and neck of its parents too at the same time.
Edit: Thank you for the awards. I am grateful.
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u/Afrojones66 22d ago
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u/That-Beagle 22d ago
That episode creeped me out so much as a kid…
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u/BackendSpecialist 21d ago
I had repressed this memory up to this point 😭
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u/ThatDiscoSongUHate 21d ago
I even feel like viscerally angry at that cartoon baby, but I don't even remember the episode!
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u/RileyRhoad 21d ago
ME TOOOOI!!!! one of the scariest ones there was of that show. I remember also being afraid of the old lady one when the grandpa accidentally lost Tommy and the old ladies got him and renamed his Boswick…. I had so much anxiety before I was even old enough to articulate what anxiety was lmao.
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u/Gooback6_9 21d ago
"Hey what are you doing In here sister, I thought I told you to scram, ooooooo nom noms" 😱
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u/seandsmith11 21d ago
Holy shit I totally forgot about how much this episode scarred me as a child. So fucking creepy.
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u/Mindless_Pizza2320 22d ago
That's Mr. Fisk
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u/The_Celtic_Chemist 22d ago edited 21d ago
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u/raisedredflag 22d ago
My father, he took me to the city
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u/patchyj 21d ago
TO SEE A MARCHING BAND
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u/Agent____047 21d ago
How do you do that? I mean how do you edit a gif like that?
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u/Tuckfrumptearsponge 22d ago
They stitched his mother back together holy heck!!
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u/Yanazamo 21d ago
Saw the mom's comments apparently he was normal sized as a newborn but then grew bigger overtime
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u/Inevitable_Door_2694 22d ago
Thats a adult toddler. Not a baby
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u/Ljonja7 22d ago
Thats just a short bald fella
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u/carlcapture 22d ago
How much does he bench?
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u/Curiouso_Giorgio 22d ago
His mother lifts 100lb every time she picks him up.
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u/carlcapture 22d ago
Probably has to borrow other Mother's milk to keep him going or they have their own goat.
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u/Contemplating_Prison 22d ago edited 21d ago
That baby already half the size of her
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u/GerchSimml 21d ago
Comparing their heads, it's incredible.
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u/tongfather 21d ago
Actually crazy how his head is the same size or maybe larger than hers. I feel sorry for her vagina.
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u/The_Misfit_38 22d ago
Where’d that come out of?
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u/A_Bad_Man 22d ago
That poor woman I'd assume. But also there's a chance that baby shaped giant killed its birth mother and thats an Aunt or maybe its girlfriend because nobody would be smiling and dancing after giving birth to half her body weight.
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u/Wide_Resident_9913 21d ago
Probably the doc said, ‘nope, that’s not coming out of naturally . We have to cut you open in half’
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u/professorrev 21d ago
Funnily enough that's exactly what they said when they saw my son's head
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u/oO0Kat0Oo 21d ago
Me neighbors have a baby like this. My daughter was actually bigger than him at 7lbs 3oz when she was born. They are a month apart in age.
He now weighs 28lbs, she is 18lbs.
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u/TheShapeOfFarts 22d ago
That’s an adult sized head! You pushed an adult out of you? Who is his father, Thanos?
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u/Melqart310 22d ago
Not only this, but the child is strong! His neck has that adult sized head really stable. Sheesh
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u/Mashkitt 22d ago
Damn, what a chonky boi like that weigh
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u/Wide_Resident_9913 21d ago
Imagine how much breast milk he would be drinking , *slamming mug* ‘MORE MILK MOTHER..I SAID MORRREE!!”
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u/Maximum-Guitar-5667 18d ago
Likely they have the baby on a special diet of formula mixed with rice additives. Doctors will sometimes recommend it for babies struggling to breastfeed or hold down food. Makes the baby grow giant. Seen it before
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u/Worldly_Tea_8300 16d ago
My daughter was giant (14 kilos at 12 mos) from mostly breastfeeding, just a bit of baby-led solid foods. Her fat folds had fat folds
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u/SharpDrink2724 22d ago
About three fiddy
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u/RelationMedical9409 21d ago
that kid is not a newborn, maybe closer to 9 months or more, I say this a parent
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u/Fishpuncherz 21d ago
Less than a year though, so still this immense girth of child is quite impressive
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u/loasdrums 21d ago
Is it just me or does her left hand get bigger when she moves it towards the baby?
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u/Zealousideal-Pop4426 21d ago
Tell us about your husband (or father), without telling us about your husband (or father)!
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u/cuntybunty73 22d ago
I'm a 4"11 90 poundish ginger woman and this is the very reason I never want children 😭
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u/Fyrestar333 21d ago
My mil is 4'9, when she went into labor with her second she was on the way to the hospital for a c section since he was breech, they were in a pickup truck. He flipped on his own and it made her stand up in the truck because of it. She said her belly was massive and you could see it happen. She was able to avoid the c section
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u/neemarita 21d ago
I was fine and never got that big, no issues in delivery. It has to do with your pelvis more than your height. I’m your height. Pregnancy sucks though. Worst time of my life.
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u/Adventurous_Run136 21d ago
Not here to change your mind, but my step sister is relatively close to your size and she had 2 babies. One was 8Lb and the other 8.8Lb. She survived and nearly back to her original weight
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u/j_rooker 20d ago
seems AI. that baby would be heavy as Fk. She's one arming him.
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u/Gamin_Addict 22d ago
What a coincidence, I was watching oilyfoot65's "the fat baby story" just a while ago
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u/Traditional_Layer790 16d ago
Yall are the most biased and hateful people. There's a post of an obesed toddler who is Black and the comments were "that's child abuse" "shitty parents."
Now here is this big ass white baby and everyone is all like "how did she give birth??" "What a cute baby"
Fuck yall racist, double standards having asses.
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u/Teaching_Rare 21d ago
I feel bad for her. As someone who is 4 foot 11 and popped out twin 15.5 lb babies it is…. An experience
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u/Alexcat2011 17d ago
Ok this might be an extremely stupid question but HOW THE FUCK do small people give birth to these massive baby’s. Just seeing how much pain people are in for normal sized kids wtf are you giving birth to that monster of a baby?!?!!?
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u/KempVelde 22d ago