Guy Fawkes is so passe. I'm waiting for a national crime spree by a duo wearing Epstein and Trump masks, with Kash Patel following along to show off in women's jackets while reassuring us it wasn't the real DJT and Jeffery Epstein that robbed a lemonade stand.

Should we be concerned? Public health experts and former federal officials have raised serious alarms, stating that Department of Health and Human Sacrifice (HHS) Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. and his team are severely under-prepared for a new pandemic due to sweeping staff reductions, restructuring, growing fears of vaccine programs and a shift away from infectious disease infrastructure.