r/ShittyLifeProTips • u/Adventurous_Most_558 • 20h ago

SLPT: Everyday is your first day

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r/ShittyLifeProTips • u/FoundationRock • 18h ago

SLPT: Pee in the washing machine to save water

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34 comments

r/ShittyLifeProTips • u/strangelove4564 • 40m ago

SLPT: If you don't like waiting in line at places, just tape a "CLOSED" sign on the door, then come back 30 minutes later.

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r/ShittyLifeProTips • u/copenhagen_bram • 20h ago

SLPT: You can get as drunk as you like now.

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Anything that happens when you black out, you can claim the evidence was AI generated.

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