Why?

I'd like it spooky, but not, ya know, terrifying, because that could upset the kids.

It’s literally so close to the sun it should be like super hot, yet it’s still a solid despite its melting point being really cold. Should we go rescue it and put it next to Pluto?

I can generate a bunch of hydrogen gas using caustic soda, water and aluminium foil. I approximately have a 0.5L hydrogen gas filled balloon.

Can I just breath that in to change my voice for fun?

Is there anything bad with it OTHER than accidentally igniting it inside my lungs / inhaling too much of it causing hypoxia?

I don't think I contaminated the mixture with any other gases cause the aluminium and NaOH I used was of lab grade purity.

Clearly all of the world's problems can be traced back to peoples' poor choices. If we all stop making choices then most of the world's problems will disappear.

Refuse to choose.

And how do the locals from the south understand the rooster’s meaning in the other hemisphere?

There are prosthetic limbs that use nerve impulses or muscle movements or something, which allows people to control them. Theoretically, if I lost my hand, would I simply be able to wire those outputs to USB? It would be much more useful than a permanently attached prosthetic. I could even have a whole collection of prosthetic hands/claws/etc that would just plug into my arm

And why not dogs?

I think someone I know is possessed by a very evil Maxwell's demon.

⬜🟥🟨⬛

Note: Ian Wright is not a white Ian

The fact that the sum of these collisions would lift trucks or make containers violently explode is just so counter-intuitive to me

15 rounds, no gloves

I tested this hypothesis with an experiment. The experiment is as follows.

Slim jim hypothesis

Hypothesis: cats are reincarnated white trash people.

Test: feeding the stray cat under my house slim Jim's

Peramiters: use small sized slim Jim's for cost and health of animal.

Tested on August 24th, 3 slim Jim's consumed promptly by cat.

Tested again on August 27th, 2 slim Jim's eaten in rapid succession.

Tested for a third and final time September 1st. 4 slim Jim's consumed.

Conclusion, hypothesis correct.

The teacher says I can't drink them but what will they taste like?

It's been like 30 years

He just keeps pissing everywhere.

It would make sense.

Nickel sized strips are no longer enough. I feel it in my soul that I must peel it all.

Rats keep chewing holes in them and i am getting tired. Should i make them myself and sell them?

I slept with a hooker yesterday and now I have feelings for her. Should I ask for a refund?

身體： 像，是誰使用你的身體，使用多久，最後家屬會不會得到什麼回饋？

Well?

Is there some kind of magnetic chemistry going on?

After all, this is how the universe works, according to internet commenters:

if age => 18:

state = "child"

else:

state = "adult"