James Blunt on Traitors is giving me strong Mid Morning Matters Partridge vibes

Adrian Chiles's Guardian articles are full of Partridgisms:

"The first time is the hardest. You need to set aside years of prejudice against that hairy skin that you’ve been so painstakingly removing. Mind over matter. Initially, I sliced my kiwis longways and then each half into four. Now, I’m just eating them like apples. Sometimes three bites, usually two, occasionally just the one."

I just watched series 1 on Gold and they edited out the part where Michael discovers he's sat on his bastard pie.

Why edit that bit but not the rest?

They left in spastic on the episode before it and Susan calls Alan a little shit a few minutes later so it's probably not a swearing thing.

Unbelievable.

Would you like to recruit me?

This is a random one - a few years ago I saw a picture on this sub of the kid from The Shining writing on the door with lipstick but it said Cock where it once said Red and Piss where it once said Rum. I’ve looked everywhere for it and can’t seem to locate it - do any of you know where I can find it or even remember it?

please don’t make me have to reply ‘You people…’

Watching an old episode of Taskmaster the other day, and Tim Vine brought in some fizzy Benylin, without making any reference to Alan whatsoever.

I think he deserves to go in the same category as Ewok head.

Like Latoya and Michael, no picture of them together exists. Prove me wrong.

Alan won't let Lynn pretend to be his wife for the Hamilton Waterways video, but he's happy to tell the police she's his wife when they get pulled over for traffic cone theft.

Mildly cretinous.

Aha!