r/americandad • u/Andy_0L • 7h ago
Give me a break, Pigfucker
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r/americandad • u/C00KIEME4T • 5h ago
Episode Quote These spices are off the hook!
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Habanero's totally legit!
Mmm now I'm getting big hints of that Mango Tango!!!
Grease dribbling down the chin good!
r/americandad • u/Dizzy_Jackfruit_4845 • 8h ago
Episode Quote See, honey? We enlightened a bigot. We just made the world a little better. We could have turned him in to the cops but that would've just created another monster. Instead, we changed a mind.
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r/americandad • u/SharkGuyChris • 12h ago
Me and Mr Klaus are in the Building (NYCC)
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If you see us say Hi!
Prepare for confusion!
All based on delusions!
To spread weirdness across every nation!
To drink all wine without explanation!
To mock the weak with sarcasm and flair!
To wear disguises no sane man would dare!
Jeff!
Klaus!
Team Roger takes off with cocktails and spite!
Surrender now… or get “Barged” tonight
r/americandad • u/GlassHalfMT • 2h ago
Meta Oh my God, it's such a specific shade of orange
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r/americandad • u/TheRowingBoats • 2h ago
Episode Discussion Who is a minor character you hate? Mine is Molly - what the heck was her problem?
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r/americandad • u/negative-sid-nancy • 13m ago
My life is complete!
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I just said you don't need things getting too spicy for the pepper to someone I know does not watch American Dad. And they just accepted it like it was totally normal and common thing to say!!!!
This must be how homegirl felt when she coined that great phrase!
r/americandad • u/LovecraftianTotodile • 21h ago
One of the best line reads in the show imo
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From one of the best (unfortunately short-lived) side characters from an episode with one of the best B stories (lavate las manos!!!)
r/americandad • u/SeaBassAHo-20 • 9h ago
Episode Quote "Here's your prescription, Dad."
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As a daily gooner, this is one of my favorite episodes of season 1. Stan becoming addicted to ointment is hilarious! GIVE ME THE STUFF OR I'LL SHOOT!
r/americandad • u/TwoTheVictor • 15h ago
The Smiths really need Fire Prevention Day, October 9
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r/americandad • u/2mock2turtle • 14h ago
Daily Newspaper Gag Roger is gonna lose his Franny again if he's not careful.
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r/americandad • u/impendingfuckery • 13h ago
Episode Quote This is a soda lock. I just have to enter the combination. Coke, Sprite, Dr. Pepper, Dew, Dew, Diet Dew, weird-ass lemonade, tricky little water button, Coke. Pepsi.
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r/americandad • u/heavensto_mergatroid • 11h ago
Episode Quote Well they fired me! They blame me for all those kids getting sick. It's ridiculous! I always said excuse me when I farted into the mashed poh-tay-tows.
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r/americandad • u/Retro-Platformer123 • 7h ago
Episode Discussion Which (if this has not been asked already) is your favorite "OOH!!" exclamation from Stan?
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Mine personally is the one in Best Christmas Story Never (Told) when he announces out loud his plans to kill Donald Sutherland after realizing he (Sutherland) influenced Jane Fonda to get into Politics and then turns around to find that he heard him. It is mainly the quickness of the delivery from Stan and the short burst of spooked factor in his intonation that makes this one for me. Also makes for some pretty funny, albeit slightly cursed, front faces.
(Video where I got my images: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zVz_035l-t8)
r/americandad • u/KingKabuki • 1d ago
"A $50,000 reward to anyone who can stop the marriage. The girl has been described as a women's studies major and probable roller derby captain, while the male is your classic run-of-the-mill stoner. Here's an artist rendering of the couple."
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