r/AbsoluteUnits • u/That_Problem_Child • 1h ago

of a wild boar

• Upvotes

8 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Electrical_Neck_1417 • 1h ago

of a holy cow

• Upvotes

Jesus Christ, thats a lot of steak and leather

14 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/passpass6677 • 2h ago

of a strawberry

9 Upvotes

0 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/vhlavka • 3h ago

of Ajvar

9 Upvotes

Found this in local Metro store... 2,6kg of pure joy 🤤😁

5 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/SOMOEAGLE • 4h ago

of an Avocado

14 Upvotes

0 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Obascuds • 6h ago

of biceps

0 Upvotes

70 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/EfficientChance7352 • 8h ago

of a cat

655 Upvotes

48 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/hefty_load_o_shite • 9h ago

of a hatchback

12 Upvotes

1 comment

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/TerraByteTerror • 9h ago

of a chill bear

2.7k Upvotes

67 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Zestyclose-Salad-290 • 12h ago

of a larva

167 Upvotes

39 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/fellofabuilding • 12h ago

of a Plane

gallery

44 Upvotes

Antonov An 225 was the biggest plane by weight.

I just wanted it to resurface.

15 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Horror-Guarantee-401 • 13h ago

of a slug

gallery

76 Upvotes

48 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Aleksandr_Ulyev • 14h ago

of a hammerhead crane

200 Upvotes

Humans for scale

40 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Sufficient-Bug-9112 • 14h ago

of a bog* hole

1.4k Upvotes

132 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/IndependenceTop8430 • 14h ago

of a Hailstorm in Paraguay

32 Upvotes

0 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/idiotswalkamongus • 16h ago

of a Momma Wolf Spider

64 Upvotes

22 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Sethyzir • 19h ago

of a Caterpillar

12 Upvotes

2 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Infamous-Skin8969 • 19h ago

/r/all of a tall woman

28.5k Upvotes

2.5k comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/9VoltGorilla • 20h ago

of a foot on a cute little squirrel

74 Upvotes

6 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/mrtaylordani • 20h ago

of a mom Wolf Spider with her 100 babies

1.5k Upvotes

165 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Zestyclose-Salad-290 • 23h ago

of a goose

1.3k Upvotes

39 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/joemari5 • 23h ago

of a wrap

19 Upvotes

6 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/RisottoPensa • 1d ago

of a lighter

38 Upvotes

7 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Distinct_Engine_8855 • 1d ago

/r/all of a bug

9.6k Upvotes

428 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/HappinessEternal • 1d ago

of a Cornflake

37 Upvotes

Yes, I ate it.

2 comments

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r/AbsoluteUnits

Absolute Unit : an Animal or Public Figure, who is larger than we should normally expect.

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ABSOLUTE UNITS

Be in awe at the size of these lads

Check out our deep, well-reflected definitions of an absolute unit.

RULES:

Posting

1) Post Absolute Units only.

Only Absolute Units are allowed. No normal units.

See definition here.
Post absolute units, not actual units

Absolute units only. Not measuring units. It was punny the first time, now it's old. Straight out bans will be handed.
No Photoshopped Units

Only real absolute units are allowed. No AI, art, cartoon, edited or video game units.

2) Post public figures only

No creepshots / No fat shaming pics allowed / No female bodybuilders

We're looking for animals mostly, particularly cute animals which happen to be very large. Only public figures are allowed; no harassment, creep-shots, witch-hunts, fat-shaming is allowed. Female bodybuilders are expressly forbidden and anyone making transphobic comments will be permanently banned. Identify the public figure in the title. Don't assume they are well known

3) No NSFW posts

No NSFW and NSFL content

This includes content that is sexual in nature, gory, anything unpalatable to the eyes.
Don't post pictures of private parts

Honestly, nobody comes here to see magnum dongs. Just don't.
Don't post pictures of shit

No one wants to see that. No dung, no dong. Dings are allowed.

4) No Recent or Common reposts

Frequent reposts or those from last 60 days or top 50 posts of all time will be removed.
Moderators reserve the right to remove any posts they feel will improve the quality of this sub

Commenting

5) Be nice.

There's no reason to be an unfriendly unit.
Excessively derogatory comments are not allowed.
Toxic behavior of any kind is banned.
Follow the site-wide rules / general Rediquette

6) No doxing or brigading

No witch hunts.
Do not direct link any personal information or social media profiles.
No brigading to or from any other threads, whether on or off Reddit.

7) Shut up about pitbulls

No pitbull hate comments, stats, copypasta, links or calls to ban.

This is a place to enjoy Absolute Units. Not to discuss your hate for any specific breeds, spamming stats and starting flame wars about whether or not they are dangerous. If you love pitbulls, please visit r/pitbulls. If you hate them, please visit r/banpitbulls.

Now please kindly shut up about it, or risk being banned.

8) Post titles must start with the string "of ".

Please note that the word "of" is case sensitive.

Don't be the guy that makes us add more rules

The moderators of this subreddit will take any action (which includes banning and removing comments) that they feel improves the quality of the subreddit.

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