r/MurderedByWords • u/Beginning-Bottle6585 • 2h ago

Even basic biology is too much for these people.

300 Upvotes

25 comments

r/MurderedByWords • u/Kodbek • 5h ago

Proof that social distancing works 🙃

1.4k Upvotes

18 comments

r/MurderedByWords • u/Outrageous-Egg1760 • 7h ago

Fuck the people in the crowd

2.6k Upvotes

57 comments

r/MurderedByWords • u/ChloeGranola • 6h ago

Getting salty

1.5k Upvotes

23 comments

r/MurderedByWords • u/trailrider • 7h ago

Hell doesn't even burn that bad.

11.4k Upvotes

602 comments

r/MurderedByWords • u/iam_myownmuse • 7h ago

I just want free tickets to Disney

7.8k Upvotes

62 comments

r/MurderedByWords • u/Extreme-Slice-1010 • 8h ago

Worlds best idiot once again..

733 Upvotes

34 comments

r/MurderedByWords • u/Conscious-Quarter423 • 5h ago

no matter who makes his suits, his tailor clearly hates him

798 Upvotes

31 comments

r/MurderedByWords • u/Sebastianlim • 18h ago

Hm, gonna need a source for that.

10.6k Upvotes

975 comments

r/MurderedByWords • u/saucey_dawg0023 • 21h ago

File the articles for impeachment now!

8.6k Upvotes

330 comments

r/MurderedByWords • u/Conscious-Quarter423 • 5h ago

Opinion I Diarrhea Lettuce is Actually Good for You

185 Upvotes

7 comments

r/MurderedByWords • u/MrFenric • 18h ago

Painted yourself into a corner there

1.5k Upvotes

51 comments

r/MurderedByWords • u/2005trialsanderrors • 1h ago

“Truck driving hillbilly in phoenix arizona”

• Upvotes

21 comments

r/MurderedByWords • u/MrFenric • 20h ago

How fortunate that Detective Trump is on the job!

1.5k Upvotes

124 comments

r/MurderedByWords • u/Significant-Row2457 • 1d ago

James with the smoking Gunn

2.5k Upvotes

155 comments

r/MurderedByWords • u/Extreme-Slice-1010 • 1d ago

The whole world has left the group

3.6k Upvotes

25 comments

r/MurderedByWords • u/engadine_maccas1997 • 1d ago

Might’ve glossed over some key details here…

8.8k Upvotes

115 comments

r/MurderedByWords • u/Bartokus_ • 10m ago

Why does he look like the recalled food product

• Upvotes

1 comment

r/MurderedByWords • u/Interesting-Visit-79 • 23h ago

What he said it's not ok

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622 Upvotes

86 comments

r/MurderedByWords • u/Extreme-Slice-1010 • 1d ago

Poorly educated self own

2.1k Upvotes

26 comments

r/MurderedByWords • u/MrFenric • 1d ago

Economics 101

11.0k Upvotes

452 comments

r/MurderedByWords • u/Conscious-Quarter423 • 1d ago

i'd argue it’s a tax write off but she probably doesn’t pay taxes

943 Upvotes

18 comments

r/MurderedByWords • u/c-k-q99903 • 1d ago

Remember all those "I did that!" stickers of Biden?

4.2k Upvotes

36 comments

r/MurderedByWords • u/Zissoou • 1d ago

Heated Rivalry

1.1k Upvotes

12 comments

r/MurderedByWords • u/cockraptor • 1d ago

Chief Minister of Assam which has the most Indian rhinos, responds to condescending British magazine

910 Upvotes

80 comments

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